eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass)

THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES. NONE. ESPECIALLY OVER THE INTERNET, WHERE YOU HAVE TIME TO THINK OF WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WHILE YOU’RE TYPING IT.

binarycanine:

LIST OF COMMON INVALID EXCUSES:

  • "I was having a panic attack and lashed out!"
  • "I wasn’t thinking!"
  • "They triggered me!"
  • "They’re a bad person!"

EXPLANATION ≠ EXCUSE

EXPLAINING WHY YOU TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES IS NOT AN EXCUSE. OWN UP TO YOUR MISTAKE AND APOLOGIZE.

SUICIDE AND DEATH ARE SERIOUS THINGS THAT REALLY, ACTUALLY HAPPEN. STOP ENCOURAGING IT BECAUSE YOU’RE UPSET.

I don’t know why this only has 977 notes

THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES. NONE. ESPECIALLY OVER THE INTERNET, WHERE YOU HAVE TIME TO THINK OF WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WHILE YOU’RE TYPING IT.

binarycanine:

LIST OF COMMON INVALID EXCUSES:

  • "I was having a panic attack and lashed out!"
  • "I wasn’t thinking!"
  • "They triggered me!"
  • "They’re a bad person!"

EXPLANATION ≠ EXCUSE

EXPLAINING WHY YOU TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES IS NOT AN EXCUSE. OWN UP TO YOUR MISTAKE AND APOLOGIZE.

SUICIDE AND DEATH ARE SERIOUS THINGS THAT REALLY, ACTUALLY HAPPEN. STOP ENCOURAGING IT BECAUSE YOU’RE UPSET.

fakeyourdepth:

[x]

fakeyourdepth:

[x]

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

thychemicalromance:

Danger Days Mikey  - for xofrnkiero (✿◕ヮ◕) who is awesome btw ;)

thychemicalromance:

Danger Days Mikey  - for xofrnkiero (✿◕ヮ◕) who is awesome btw ;)

gemstone-enemas:

lesbiansinouterspace:

LIP. BALM. FOR. MEN.
REALLY

FOR EXTREME CHAPPED LIPS, MEN NEED EXTREME LIP CARE.
CHAPFIX+ HAS A PLUS SIGN AT THE END OF THE BRAND NAME SO YOU KNOW ITS EXTREME. MEN CAN ONLY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT ARE TOO BIG FOR WUSSY GIRL PRODUCTS TO FIX. “FIX” RELATES IT TO TOOLS BECAUSE FIXING THINGS IS MANLY. “CHAP” IS FOR “CHAP STICK”
YOU CAN SEE BY THE BLACK AND RED WITH BOLD CAPITAL LETTER LOGO THAT THIS IS A STRONG PRODUCT THAT ASSERTS YOUR MASCULINITY AND MAKES SURE YOUR MANLY STRONG EGO ISN’T BRUISED BY ANYTHING LESS THAN THE ULTIMATE MANLY EXTREME IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU DO, INCLUDING SMOOTHING CHAPPED LIPS.
LIES FLAT IN THE POCKET FOR DISCRETION. YOUR CHAPPED LIPS WILL BE THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, BUT BY NO ONE KNOWING YOU USE CHAP STICK TO CURE THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU OVER CAME THE ISSUE WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF YOUR MASCULINE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING.
USE CHAPFIX+, BECAUSE IT’S CLEARLY A DIFFERENT PRODUCT THAN LITERALLY EVERY OTHER FREAKING CHAP STICK THAT EXISTS.

gemstone-enemas:

lesbiansinouterspace:

LIP. BALM. FOR. MEN.

REALLY

FOR EXTREME CHAPPED LIPS, MEN NEED EXTREME LIP CARE.

CHAPFIX+ HAS A PLUS SIGN AT THE END OF THE BRAND NAME SO YOU KNOW ITS EXTREME. MEN CAN ONLY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT ARE TOO BIG FOR WUSSY GIRL PRODUCTS TO FIX. “FIX” RELATES IT TO TOOLS BECAUSE FIXING THINGS IS MANLY. “CHAP” IS FOR “CHAP STICK”

YOU CAN SEE BY THE BLACK AND RED WITH BOLD CAPITAL LETTER LOGO THAT THIS IS A STRONG PRODUCT THAT ASSERTS YOUR MASCULINITY AND MAKES SURE YOUR MANLY STRONG EGO ISN’T BRUISED BY ANYTHING LESS THAN THE ULTIMATE MANLY EXTREME IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU DO, INCLUDING SMOOTHING CHAPPED LIPS.

LIES FLAT IN THE POCKET FOR DISCRETION. YOUR CHAPPED LIPS WILL BE THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, BUT BY NO ONE KNOWING YOU USE CHAP STICK TO CURE THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU OVER CAME THE ISSUE WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF YOUR MASCULINE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING.

USE CHAPFIX+, BECAUSE IT’S CLEARLY A DIFFERENT PRODUCT THAN LITERALLY EVERY OTHER FREAKING CHAP STICK THAT EXISTS.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

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